Bluntly’s High Stories Is the Weed Segment You Didn’t Know You Needed

Jennifer Gurton
2 days ago
3 min read

Group of friends at night, sitting outside a tent with lights, smiling at a smartphone. One holds a beer bottle. Cozy and joyful mood. — Photo by Kindel Media

We've all done something stupid while high. Maybe you ordered $80 worth of Uber Eats and passed out before it arrived. Maybe you stared at a bag of chips for 45 minutes trying to decode its "energy." Maybe you cried watching a commercial for a carpet cleaner.

That's the vibe of High Stories.

This Bluntly-exclusive segment is your new favorite rabbit hole of hilariously chaotic stoner moments. It's a collection of real-life tales from people who got a little too baked and made some questionable decisions. Some are funny. Some are weird. Some are straight-up unhinged. And all of them are 100 percent real.

From sending a risky text to the wrong person to spiraling into an existential crisis mid-snack, High Stories is a safe space to laugh at yourself and feel seen in the most chaotic way possible.

Why We Started High Stories

Let's be honest. A lot of cannabis content is boring.

Half of it looks like a Pinterest board with $300 bongs and filtered sunsets. The other half reads like a medical pamphlet. There's nothing wrong with education or aesthetics, but where's the fun? Where's the real stuff?

We created High Stories because weed is weird. It makes people forget what they were saying mid-sentence. It makes them cry about cartoons. It makes them whisper to the cat like it's going to answer.

At Bluntly, we wanted a space to celebrate that. Do not glamorize it. Not ashamed of it. Just share it and laugh about it together.

High Stories is our love letter to the stoner brain. To the overthinkers. The snack hoarders. The ones who go to clean their room and end up watching YouTube documentaries about dolphin intelligence.

The Type of Stories We Feature

If it made you laugh, cringe, or both, it belongs in High Stories.

These are not curated influencer tales. These are unfiltered, honest, messy confessions from real people who got a little too high and now have a story to tell.

Some of our favorites include:

Texting fails like sending "u up?" to your grandma instead of your ex
Food fails like burning a frozen pizza after forgetting to take the plastic off
Deep thoughts like wondering if your dog knows you're high
Public incidents like waving at a mannequin, thinking it was your friend
Full-blown spirals like crying because your reflection looked "disappointed in you"

If it made you think "No one can ever know this happened" — it belongs here.

Why People Love It

High Stories hits because it's honest.

Cannabis culture is changing fast, but it's still full of filtered flexing or overly polished vibes. People are tired of pretending that being high is always chill, cool, or productive.

Sometimes it's messy. Sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes you just need to laugh at the fact that you got stuck inside your hoodie and had a mild panic attack about it.

This segment works because it keeps it honest. It's not here to impress anyone. It's here to connect us through the bizarre, dumb, and human things we do while stoned.

It's the digital version of passing the joint and saying, "You won't believe what happened last time…"

How to Submit Your High Story

Got a story that lives rent-free in your head? One that makes you laugh and cringe every time you think about it? We want it.

Submitting is easy, and you can stay anonymous if you want. Here's how:

DM us on Instagram @itsbluntly
Drop a comment under our latest High Stories post
Email us at high@bluntly.ca with the subject line "High Story"

Whether it's one sentence or a full meltdown saga, we'll take it. You don't need to be a writer. If the story's good, we'll clean it up. The messier the better.