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Rohan Marley Says He Smoked Herb On The White House Lawn And Called It “My Ice Cream With The Cherry On Top”
Rohan Marley just admitted he smoked herb on the White House lawn and called it his “ice cream with the cherry on top.” A PEOPLE exclusive sparked the story, but BLUNTLY gives you the real cultural tea.
Dec 23 min read


The Day Drake Got Too Fried to Function… and Still Landed Degrassi
Drake showed up to his Degrassi audition absolutely fried and still secured his entire future. Proof that even your worst high can accidentally change your life.
Nov 251 min read


The Beach Bum Wasn’t Acting: How Matthew McConaughey Accidentally Got “Snooped” on Set
During the filming of The Beach Bum, Matthew McConaughey thought he was puffing on prop weed—until Snoop Dogg told him otherwise. What followed was nine hours of chaos, laughter, and zero English. The actor later admitted the entire “snooping” was caught on camera, turning a simple scene into a real-life stoner legend.
Oct 242 min read


Eric André Got So High He Thought Johnny Knoxville Was Robbing His House
On Christmas Eve, Eric André was alone, baked, and watching Bad Santa when his house alarm went off. Convinced a burglar was outside, he panicked and threatened to call the cops. The “intruder” turned out to be Johnny Knoxville in an Andy Warhol wig, toilet-papering his house just to cheer him up.
Oct 33 min read


Chelsea Handler Got Too High With Willie Nelson And Straight Up Let Him Interview Himself
Chelsea Handler thought it would be fun to blaze with Willie Nelson for her Netflix series. Instead, she got too high to function and let Willie run the interview himself.
Sep 261 min read


High Stories: Brad Pitt and Edward Norton Got Baked Before Fight Club’s Venice Premiere
Brad Pitt has left his smoking days behind, but back in the 90s he and Edward Norton lit up before the Fight Club premiere at the Venice Film Festival. As the film rolled, the audience sat stone-faced while Pitt and Norton laughed uncontrollably in the back row. What felt like a disaster at the time has since become one of Hollywood’s funniest stoner stories.
Sep 172 min read


Bluntly’s High Stories Is the Weed Segment You Didn’t Know You Needed
High Stories is Bluntly’s hilarious and unfiltered series highlighting the most chaotic things people do while stoned. Think: texting your boss instead of your plug or crying over Doritos.
Aug 23 min read


High Stories: "The Time We Almost Lost Everything on the Way to LAX..."
So me and my friend had just smoked a fat blunt before heading to LAX for a flight. You know, just a little pre-airport ritual to make...
Apr 192 min read


High Stories: "The Edible Hit Right as the Ocean Tried to Kill Me"
One minute I was vibing... the next, I was fighting for my life in a riptide—baked out of my mind.
Apr 141 min read


High Stories: Our Echo Park Airbnb Turned Into a Horror Movie
Thought we booked a chill Echo Park Airbnb—ended up starring in a low-budget horror film with real screams and no script.
Apr 102 min read


High Stories: “I Got So High I Gave a Toast at a Wedding I Wasn’t In”
It started harmless. I was a plus-one at a wedding. I didn’t really know anyone except my date (who conveniently disappeared somewhere...
Mar 301 min read


High Stories: “I Got Too High and Tried to Tip the Barista With a Gift Card From My Wallet”
It was a chill afternoon. I had smoked a little more than intended because I accidentally hit the bong like I was entering the Olympics....
Mar 301 min read


High Stories: “I Got So High, I Thought My DoorDash Driver Was an Old Situationship Trying to Reconnect.”
Let me start by saying: edibles are sneaky. I didn’t plan to spiral. I just wanted pad thai and peace. Instead, I ended up pacing my...
Mar 301 min read


High Stories: “I Got High and Joined a Zoom Meeting That Wasn’t Mine”
It was a random Wednesday. I had the day off, I had snacks, and I had a gummy. A strong gummy. The plan? Smoke a little, organize my...
Mar 291 min read


High Stories: “I Got So High I Peed Behind a Bush… in a Beverly Hills Gated Community”
Sometimes when you’re high, nature calls—and sometimes, she screams. It started after a bottomless brunch that turned into an all-day...
Mar 291 min read


High Stories: “I Got So High I Accidentally Flashed My Neighbor’s Ring Camera”
It was a hot summer night. I had taken a 30mg edible that hit a little harder than expected—like, “why do my bones feel soft?” hard. I...
Mar 291 min read


High Stories: "A Man Asked Us To Help Push His Car Up a Hill, While We Were Smoking a Blunt!"
Photo by Vincent Sébart There are two types of stoner stories: the ones where nothing happens... and the ones where God looks down...
Mar 283 min read
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