High Stories is Bluntly’s hilarious and unfiltered series highlighting the most chaotic things people do while stoned. Think: texting your boss instead of your plug or crying over Doritos.

So me and my friend had just smoked a fat blunt before heading to LAX for a flight. You know, just a little pre-airport ritual to make...

One minute I was vibing... the next, I was fighting for my life in a riptide—baked out of my mind.

Thought we booked a chill Echo Park Airbnb—ended up starring in a low-budget horror film with real screams and no script.

It started harmless. I was a plus-one at a wedding. I didn’t really know anyone except my date (who conveniently disappeared somewhere...

It was a chill afternoon. I had smoked a little more than intended because I accidentally  hit the bong like I was entering the Olympics....

Let me start by saying: edibles are sneaky. I didn’t plan to spiral. I just wanted pad thai and peace. Instead, I ended up pacing my...

It was a random Wednesday. I had the day off, I had snacks, and I had a gummy. A strong  gummy. The plan? Smoke a little, organize my...

Sometimes when you’re high, nature calls—and sometimes, she screams. It started after a bottomless brunch that turned into an all-day...

It was a hot summer night. I had taken a 30mg edible that hit a little  harder than expected—like, “why do my bones feel soft?” hard. I...

Photo by Vincent Sébart There are two types of stoner stories: the ones where nothing happens... and the ones where God looks down...