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If Classic Movie Characters Were Weed Strains
What if your favorite movie characters came as weed strains? From The Dude’s permanent chill to Elle Woods’ high-functioning confidence, here’s how classic cinema would actually hit.
Jan 152 min read


The Internet Found a New Way to Talk About Getting High
People aren’t just asking budtenders about weed anymore. They’re asking AI — and it might be reshaping cannabis shopping.
Jan 73 min read


Stoner Fitness Culture: Why Everyone’s Getting High Before the Gym Now
Stoners aren’t on the couch anymore. They’re at the gym, vibing through workouts and proving cannabis and fitness are the new power couple. Here’s why the movement is exploding.
Dec 5, 20254 min read


Why Some People Still Hide Their High, The Hidden Side of Cannabis Culture That No One Wants to Talk About
Cannabis culture keeps growing, but the shame around using it refuses to die. Here is why people still hide their high and why the stigma needs to disappear for good.
Nov 21, 20253 min read


You’re Not Ready For This Beauty Hack: Rolling Papers Work Better Than Oil Blotting Sheets
Rolling papers aren’t just for joints — they’re low-key the most underrated life-hack item you already own. From replacing oil blotting sheets to acting as DIY confetti, candle wicks, and quick clean-up tools, these thin little Zig-Zag heroes can save your day in ways you never saw coming.
Nov 13, 20253 min read


What's In Our Bag: The Halloween Edition
At BLUNTLY, our bags aren’t filled with cheap thrills or half-baked gimmicks. They’re stocked with real-deal staples that carry us from smoke circle to studio to late-night reflection. No sponsorships. No freebie hype. Just the products we genuinely love, the ones that actually stay in rotation when the campaigns end and the cameras are off.
Oct 31, 20256 min read


If Drake Was a Weed Strain, What Would He Be?
If Champagne Papi came in nug form, would he be mellow, moody, or just make you text your ex? Let’s find out. Drake is more than just a rapper—he’s a cultural phenomenon, a walking meme, a certified lover boy, and the ultimate symbol of Toronto's energy. His music has soundtracked breakups, late-night drives, and legendary club nights. But what if Drake wasn’t just a music icon—what if he was a weed strain? Would he be a smooth, mellow indica that hits you with the feels li
Oct 24, 20254 min read


Weed Etiquette 101: The Unspoken Rules Every Stoner Breaks
Weed has always been more than just getting high. It’s culture, community, and unspoken rules that keep the sesh flowing. But let’s be real, some people still don’t get it.
Sep 15, 20253 min read


Does the Backwards Joint Hack Really Work?
Turns out, the physics are on your side.
Aug 27, 20252 min read


10 Things Only Budtenders Would Understand
Working in the Canadian cannabis industry isn’t all chill vibes—it’s ID checks, cheap-weed hunters, and government cut-offs at 11 p.m. sharp. Here are 10 things only budtenders truly understand, and yes, this one’s for the customers too.
Aug 20, 20253 min read


What’s in My Stoner Bag?
Must-Have Accessories for Every Type of Smoker in 2025.
Jul 29, 20254 min read


We’ve Spent More Time Playing Call of Duty Than Humans Have Spent Existing
We’ve officially spent more time playing Call of Duty than existing as a species. With over 30 billion hours logged, CoD isn’t just a game — it’s a cultural juggernaut. Here's how it took over Waterloo and the world.
Jul 26, 20252 min read


From Paper Cutouts to Power Players: The Billionaire Rise of South Park's Creators
From construction paper to cultural domination, the creators of South Park just hit billionaire status. Crude jokes? Check. Savage social commentary? Always. Here's the real story behind their money-making madness.
Jul 26, 20252 min read


Wake & Bake Radio: What to Play When You’re Starting Your Day Lifted
You just sparked your first joint of the day. Now what? Before the edible kicks in or the coffee even hits, press play on these genre-bending tracks that bring warmth, groove, and intention to your Wake & Bake ritual.
Jul 24, 20253 min read


Break Up with Your Boo? Light Up a Blunt: A Stoner’s Guide to Healing
Breakups hit hard, but weed hits harder. From the best strains for emotional release to the ultimate cry-in-the-bathroom playlists, here’s your high-vibe breakup survival guide.
Jul 24, 20252 min read


The Best Weed Scenes in Non-Weed Movies (That Still Got Us High AF)
Not every weed scene needs Cheech & Chong energy. Here are iconic cannabis moments in movies that aren't about weed but still stole the show.
Jul 22, 20253 min read


Where Are the Women in Cannabis?
A brutally honest look at how female-led cannabis brands keep getting swallowed or silenced.
Jul 19, 20252 min read


Cannabis Isn’t Killing Ambition: It’s Saving Burnout Culture
Forget the lazy stoner myth. In 2025, cannabis is how a burnout generation reclaims balance, redefines ambition, and finally gives hustle culture the middle finger.
Jul 8, 20253 min read


High Doesn’t Mean Stupid: Why Cannabis Marketing Needs to Grow Up
Stop talking to stoners like we’re 12 and obsessed with neon slime.
Jul 1, 20252 min read


Cypress Hill: The Trailblazing Group That Elevated Hip-Hop and Cannabis Culture
Emerging in 1988, Cypress Hill quickly distinguished themselves with their unique sound and candid lyrics about marijuana use.
Jun 25, 20253 min read
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